My Track Record

1. I switched the middle and last names of my newborn son in a mass email to family members announcing his birth.

2. I've referred to my son at least twice as "she."

3. I drank a can of regular soda, thinking that it was the diet version.

5. I used someone else's grocery cart during a shopping trip even though it contained lots of groceries (e.g., pineapples) that clearly weren't mine.